- Being a minority does not give you the right to be an asshole.
- Believe it or not,
- Not every straight person is homophobic.
- Not every white person is racist.
- Not every male is sexist.
- Acting like more of a jerk than the majority you say oppresses you isn’t going to solve anything.
(via mrstom-hiddleston)
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh, via consulting-meerkat)
(Source: whatanoodle, via allons-y-cumberbatch)
(via godsofmischief)
sigh
*sobs* You’re so pretty and your smile and your eyes
just get out.
(Source: cumbercrieff)
(via reallyloki)
